Post by Mr Belly on Apr 29, 2008 22:20:30 GMT
Hello
Team for game v Currie and Balerno at Roseburn (grass wkt if no too wet - if not artificial)
Tom Wheeler (Celebrity stand-up midweek captain for the night)
Ian Shiels (likely to be performing comedy wicket keeping unless sense or gravity prevails)
Melv Clench (smoking out those suicidal mackerals)
Adeel Raza (reigning Mr Worst Mufs Barnet )
Mangesh Akerker (.."Catch it! Catch it!" Is he the new Akshay?)
Paul Leonard (4th team captaincy yet to dent his general all-round cheeriness... give it time....)
Martin Ward (hopefully no 13 yr olds in the CnB bowling line up)
Chris Arnold (a new boy, so can't insult him yet....)
Chris Banks (just far too nice and with a sufficient air of gravitas to prevent insulting him too much either (....yet))
Sutha Rangaswamy (Pump it ! Pump it!)
Rajnish Singh (maybe starting to wonder what on earth possessed him to agree to that merger with these loons).
Thanks to all those who marked up that they were available on their player availability forms when they were obviously just telling a load of porkies.... it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole exercise chaps.
Also - if the game is called OFF you will be told at the earliest opportunity - prob by text - ... please don't badger captains during the day if there's been a wee shower. This is Scotland remember... and we play cricket in soggier conditions than in most other parts of world. Excluding Arran.
We will use the artificial if the grass wicket is a shade too wet.
Team for game v Currie and Balerno at Roseburn (grass wkt if no too wet - if not artificial)
Tom Wheeler (Celebrity stand-up midweek captain for the night)
Ian Shiels (likely to be performing comedy wicket keeping unless sense or gravity prevails)
Melv Clench (smoking out those suicidal mackerals)
Adeel Raza (reigning Mr Worst Mufs Barnet )
Mangesh Akerker (.."Catch it! Catch it!" Is he the new Akshay?)
Paul Leonard (4th team captaincy yet to dent his general all-round cheeriness... give it time....)
Martin Ward (hopefully no 13 yr olds in the CnB bowling line up)
Chris Arnold (a new boy, so can't insult him yet....)
Chris Banks (just far too nice and with a sufficient air of gravitas to prevent insulting him too much either (....yet))
Sutha Rangaswamy (Pump it ! Pump it!)
Rajnish Singh (maybe starting to wonder what on earth possessed him to agree to that merger with these loons).
Thanks to all those who marked up that they were available on their player availability forms when they were obviously just telling a load of porkies.... it kind of defeats the purpose of the whole exercise chaps.
Also - if the game is called OFF you will be told at the earliest opportunity - prob by text - ... please don't badger captains during the day if there's been a wee shower. This is Scotland remember... and we play cricket in soggier conditions than in most other parts of world. Excluding Arran.
We will use the artificial if the grass wicket is a shade too wet.